Small and Cute and Ethnically Hard to Pin Down

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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There’s a house on my way home that has one of those Home Depot 12 ft. skeletons and they haven’t taken it down since Halloween, just dressed it up in holiday-appropriate wear and of course for June it’s all about Pride so please allow your dash to be blessed by 12 ft. Pride Skeleton

EDIT: Oct. 2023 Apparently this house is now for sale. Godspeed Pride Skeleton.

EDIT: June 2024 the pride skeleton still lives!

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EDIT: As of 11/14/2024 the pride skeleton is no longer on display

RIP pride skeleton you were enjoyed

Pinned Post it's my life skeletons pride 2023 LGBTQIA+ blazed 30k
inkcurlsandknives
nudesornaw

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

blockbhyo

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

readsquirrel

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

involuntaryorange

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

son-of-a-tenth-place

CAT PARADE IS BACK

cricketcat9

ALWAYS reblog Cat Parade! 💕💕💕

And one of them has a little duck on its head 🤣

grogusmum

I’ve been blessed with the kitty marching band! I love them 💚🥰

oonajaeadira

GIVE YOURSELF A 2 MINUTE PRESENT.

YOU DESERVE TO STOP AND EXPERIENCE A SIMPLE JOY.

memity blah
seananmcguire
feluka

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

feluka

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

feluka

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

charlesoberonn

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memity blah the good place
fuck-customers

Anonymous asked:

Once I was working on folding towels since a child had thrown them all over the store (not exaggerating, I was finding towels by the art aisles) and a customer walked up to me. At first he spoke Arabic to me, so I spoke in Dutch (this store is located in the Netherlands) and asked him to speak to me in Dutch. He didn’t understand and we continued on in English and French. And AS IM FOLDING A TOWEL, he decides to ask me “do you sell towels?” LIKE IM NOT FUCKING FOLDING THEM RN????

fuck-customers answered:

Similar thing happened to me when I worked in dairy. I had the pallet of milk on the floor filling the milk. I had a gallon of milk in each hand when this little old lady asked me where the milk was. So I looked at my hands and using the gallon of milk I pointed to the other end of the store and said “It against that far wall, you can’t miss it” and she happily walked off.

-Rodney

jobs growing on jobbies customers don't read signs or notice details or anything...
seananmcguire
thememedaddy

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natalieironside

The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn't. I'm gonna complain

softness-and-shattering

The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn't. I'm gonna complain.

nerdgirlriot

i found out about this website that uses Google search but strips all of the annoying AI add ons and just gives results. Of course, Google is worse at searching anyway but it’s at least a band aid for now:

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seananmcguire
haveawish

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Do you think Glinda all throughout the rest of her days ruling Oz has this photo by her bedside? Do you think she thinks about how she's the last one standing, and everyone who ever knew the real her...is dead. That the girl she was in the picture died along with them.

havocandcchaos

Do you think it’s the only picture of any of them left in Oz? Everything of Elphabas and Nessas was destroyed after they both died as “evil witches”. Fiyero was wiped of the face of the earth after the betrayed Glinda and Oz for the wicked witch of the east. Boq barely ever existed to begin with.

That picture is the only thing Glinda has left of any of them.

And it’s the only thing she has left of herself too

the-haiku-bot

That picture is the

only thing Glinda has left

of any of them.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

wicked o no... stop making me feel bad for glinda.... yes she chose to play a role just as elphaba did but man being complicit in a fascist gov't is...a hard sell...
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A heads-ups about ads on Tumblr blogs

Hey Tumblr, we’ve got a quick update. 

Soon, ads will start appearing on Tumblr blog sites (think: [yourblog].tumblr.com). Ads help support Tumblr and keep the platform running. We know your Tumblr blogs have been where you showcase your art, host your work, and gather your people. We want to be upfront about what’s changing and how you can manage the experience on your blog.

Here's what you need to know 👇

Who will see ads (and who won’t)

  • Premium users and blogs with custom domains: If you have a Premium subscription, or you’ve bought a custom domain for your blog, your blog site will stay ad-free for all visitors.
  • Premium users everywhere: If you have Premium, you won’t see ads on any Tumblr blog site. Even ones that aren’t Premium. You stay in your ad-free bubble, wherever you go.
  • Everyone else: Visitors may see ads when browsing your blog site.

How to remove ads from your blog site
If you’d prefer not to have ads on your blog site, you have two options:

  • Upgrade to Tumblr Premium (and unlock extra perks like early access to new features, Blaze credits, and higher post limits)
  • Purchase a custom domain for your blog

With either option, your blog site will stay ad-free for everyone. This change won’t affect how you post, create, or connect, but it’s important you know exactly what’s happening and how to control the experience on your blog site.

💫
-The Tumblr team

tumblr kerfuffle figured there'd be more ads sooner or later but as i pay for premium everyone can see my blog(s) ad-free you're welcome