There’s a house on my way home that has one of those Home Depot 12 ft. skeletons and they haven’t taken it down since Halloween, just dressed it up in holiday-appropriate wear and of course for June it’s all about Pride so please allow your dash to be blessed by 12 ft. Pride Skeleton
EDIT: Oct. 2023 Apparently this house is now for sale. Godspeed Pride Skeleton.
EDIT: June 2024 the pride skeleton still lives!
good to know that I still get major phone anxiety waiting for a call. Haven’t had this experience in literal years. It’s…interesting???
And now the caller is late returning my call. So here we go with my most hated part of this whole thing: playing telephone tag
Just TEXT. It’s faster! I don’t have to speak! I don’t have to sit here in suspended animation getting myself ready!
“Oh but I need to speak with you.”
Why are you 40+ minutes late?
Anonymous asked:
I love when customers tell me they won’t be shopping with us again for some arbitrary thing (today it was because we don’t have Christmas items or grapefruits in stock).
Okay, sounds good. Have a nice day
fuck-customers answered:
it is hot as fuck outside, climate change has broken the earth, and the goverment is on the verge of collapse
time for some regrettable etsy purchases and become my best animegao self
Bit of self-indulgent rambling about this whole process behind the cut:
Initial photos. He’s not based on any particular character. He’s just my own little kig guy:
"The problem is that geniuses die broke. Mediocrity rises to the top. If you wanna be really successful in comedy, be mediocre."
- George Burns, 1993
analyzing the joe rogan phenomenon
what a legend
Nothing can match this energy
fun fact: these are actual vocal warm ups he would do, and used this as a way to interact with the audience while being able to stretch while performing .
also he was a witch and he used it as a spell like look at that power
If you live in Ohio, today is a good day to check your voter registration, and to consider booting JD Vance into the sun.
Check and recheck. They'll steal your vote if they can.
Even if you have made the choice for yourself not to vote, ask yourself: are you okay with others having the right to vote stripped from them?
If the answer is 'no,' then you may want to reconsider the first part.
This is current btw, OP is dated June 18 2024
Just mentioning so no one assumes it’s and old post and ignores it
Anonymous asked:
this isn't about customers but my job's air conditioning system is shit. i have to stand on checkout for up to 5 or 6 hours ringing people up all the while sweating my ass off because corporate (who controls the AC in all their stores for some godforsaken reason) won't turn it up any higher than the goddamn lowest setting. i live in an area where it tends to get pretty hot, so hopefully corporate comes to their senses and gets this fixed or it's going to be a LONG summer
fuck-customers answered:
Customer: why is it hotter in the store than it is outside? It’s summer (in Miami) turn up the air!
Me: I do apologize but the corporate offices that control the A/C are in Jacksonville and think the weather there is the weather here, and do not believe we are at least an 8 hour drive closer to the equator. Would you like their number to complain because they don’t listen to us?
I will NEVER miss those days.
-Rodney
Looks like I chose a great time to pursue a new and very very niche hobby *dies*
manny-jacinto
anyataylorjoys
Now a days you gotta be prepared to never talk to someone ever again and move on.
