YOU MAY RECALL from last December, I had a simple wish:

I WANTED SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET to dress up like Dr. Zaius and perform sections of Hal Holbrook’s Mark Twain Tonight. 

THE REASONS FOR THIS were SELF-EVIDENT.

THE INTERNET did what it could, providing SEVERAL STILL PHOTOGRAPHS and one BRIEF MOVING IMAGE.

BUT WHEN NO INTERNET PERSON was able to provide a full and complete video of ZAIUS-AS-TWAIN, I was forced to turn to the professionals, specifically:

LANCE BANGS, professional filmmaker.

ANDY SCHONEBERG, professional make-up artist.

and

DANA GOULD, professional ZAIUS IMPERSONATOR, and APE TWAIN INCARNATE! 

POSTED ABOVE YOU WILL SEE WHAT ACTUALLY OCCURRED at Cobb’s Comedy Club on January 20, 2012, in the USA. 

THAT IS ALL